Soldier in Sour Armor

thedailywhat:

“The Gang” by wildparadox.

[tmnn.]

Too Awesome

Finally the bad guys win!

threattofame:

this is the truth , if everyone accepted this , stress free world.

Quoted For Truthiness

A snake in Sudan killed a man and ate him whole.

There’s a man inside.
This is not the Simpsons!

Bart: “Mrs Krabappel, I can’t take the test, I have a stomach ache.”

Mrs. Krabappel: “Well, that’s a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!”

Bart: “Look, if you ignore me and I die, you’ll get in a lot of trouble.”

Mrs. Krabappel: “Read page six of the School Charter.”

Bart: “No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies.”

Mrs. Krabappel: “We’re also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.”

(Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.)

Milhouse: “Hey, cool, there’s a rabbit in here!”

POKEMON

onlysotoyaoi:

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Dumbasses

And later I’m gonna masturbate, and I’m going to think about you, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

I will say this to someone soon.
But don’t worry my friends, I’ll think about you too.