Say What Now of the Day: In its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment, the FBI refers to Juggalos — fans of the hip hop outfit Insane Clown Posse — as a “loosely-organized hybrid gang,” listing them alongside such gangland luminaries as the Crips, the Bloods, and the Aryan Brotherhood.
According to the FBI’s National Gang Intelligence Center, Juggalos are already recognized as a gang in four states due to Juggalo ”subsets” exhibit[ing] “gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.”
The Feds admit that, as far as gangs go, Juggalos are notoriously bad at ganging: “Juggalos’ disorganization and lack of structure within their groups, coupled with their transient nature, makes it difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns.”
In other words, they’re just a bunch of people who happen to like the same band but are otherwise separate individuals who lead separate lives. F*cking actual threats, how do they work?
It’s not even Halloween, Black Friday, which is still too early, is the accepted star of your season. Get the fuck out of here! No one wants you now!
A snake in Sudan killed a man and ate him whole.
There’s a man inside.
This is not the Simpsons!
Milhouse: “Hey, cool, there’s a rabbit in here!”